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Mon, Apr. 17th, 2006, 11:47 pm
Crack Pairing Meme

I dub this one the Crack Pairing Meme, a counter-part to the Rant meme from below. While my last one is far more serious, this one will be more . . . light-hearted. I am only doing this because I am currently sleep deprived.

--Give me a list of your favorite crack pairings (in no particular order) in any fandom I know of, and I will write them all out one day in the form of either drabbles, one-shots, or possibly an actual series. Yaoi, het, yaoi, yuri, incest. Until my head blows up, just lay them on me. I will re-edit this post after I decide to stop.--

(But PLEASE, no crossover pairings or character/item. They are impossible to write.)

Prompts are not necessary. Just give me your most crackiest pairings, and I will see what I can do.

Fandom I know: D.N Angel, Naruto, Inu Yasha, Bleach, etc.

Request List
|lazynin| |9 crack pairings|
|bubble| |Too long to keep organized|
|ero_kitsune| |Naruto/Tsunade|
|mithlin_megil| |TemaNeji, TemaNejiIno, Dark/Riku, Ishida/Nemu, Naraku/Kikyo|
|ilychluna| |Genma/Kurenai/Kakashi, Sango/Sesshoumaru, Kankuro/TenTen, NaruTen, Gaa/Tema, Sesshoumaru/Kikyou, InoNejiTema|
|flowed| |Hanabi/Tenten|
|blouper| |Temari/Shino|
|_acerbitas_| |Kabuto/Sasuke, Kankurou/Temari, Gaara/Hinata|
|electric_wolfie| |Naruto/Kurenai|

(NOTE: Looking at this list, I know cannot guarantee I will get through all your crack pairings. I will try to cover most (if you have over two), but I cannot claim I can complete all of them. bubble and lazynin will likely have the best chances of all because they were the first posters here.)

Edit: That is it. I give up now. Please, no more requests. Those who got in your pairings -- consider yourself fortunate.

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 04:03 am (UTC)
lazynin

KibaSakura

Character/Item isnt impossible. Ive written someone/window once. XD

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 04:05 am (UTC)
psyched_kagura

. . . Didn't I write that pairing before? T_T In that other drabble from that other meme? Eh, whatever, I accept this challenge.

Character/Item just scares me sometimes; and I hope they are all deliberate crack. Inuyasha/Tessuiga(?) just made me lose my appetite when I first chanced upon a fic of it.

And no other pairings? You just want one?

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 04:11 am (UTC)
lazynin

I dont know XD Im just craving that pairing.

...eh, that sounds painful. o_o Like... break your mind painful and a few others.

Oh, I'll take others then, sure. Not too sure what counts as crack anymore but...
AnkoKurenai
ShikamaruKabuto
KibaShikamaruTayuya

And if you want to tackle this: KibaShinoShikaKibaNaru

Im not saying you'd have to take all, but Im listing some of them that have crossed my mind... XD
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Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 04:09 am (UTC)
bubble

ItaKure, TenSasuTema, NejiIno, NaruIno, InoHina, ItaNeji, LeeHina, NaruNejiIno, HiaKure, and OroAnko. Some are not my favorite pairings; most likely they are just pairings that I wish to see tried out one day. You don’t mind writing threesomes, do you?

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 04:11 am (UTC)
psyched_kagura

Where do you people keep finding this? Do you all suddenly check your friends page? I was hoping for this to be somewhat unnoticeable.

Threesomes? Nah, I don't mind at all, but wow, that is a long list . . .

HiaKure? As in Hiashi/Kurenai? Wow, I never saw that one before. Interesting.

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 06:38 am (UTC)
mithlin_megil

TemaNeji (if you'd agree, TemaNejiIno.) - because the dynamics of this two (or three,) is just too juicy for me to pass up. :)

..I'd write a long list of others, but write now, this is the only couple that's doing cha-cha in my brain unit.

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 06:39 am (UTC)
mithlin_megil

*right.

Oh my bananas, where the heck is my brain/typing skills/multi-tasking skills going? To the Pit of Voles?! *head meets with desk*

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 07:07 am (UTC)
ilychluna

I love doing this..Let's see...Am I only allowed to pick one only?

I want to see GenmaKurenaiKakashi..Smexy threesome...^^

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 07:12 am (UTC)
psyched_kagura

Nope. List me all your favorite crack pairings and I will write them out for you. Please don't try to go overboard, and the ones I will write for you might not be completed in a while, but I still accept any you give me currently.

Interesting crack threesome? Do you have anymore?

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 10:46 am (UTC)
flowed

Hanabi/Tenten.

:D

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 07:36 pm (UTC)
psyched_kagura

I accept this challenge. Although both Tenten and Hanabi have as much of a solid personality as a cardboard box does, it looks quite interesting.

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 07:51 pm (UTC)
flowed

It was the only crack thing that came to my mind this morning.

This could be because I've become so involved in my delusions. :D

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 03:36 pm (UTC)
blouper

Uhm, how about Temari/Shino? All of the crackiest pairings seem to be taken... ;_;

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 07:35 pm (UTC)
psyched_kagura

Accepted on list. Hm, but this one will be difficult . . .

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 05:00 pm (UTC)
_acerbitas_

KabutoxSasuke? ^^;;

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 07:35 pm (UTC)
psyched_kagura

Consider yourself fortunate, Acerbitas; you are the last person on this list I will write for.

There are no last crack pairings to add? Only Kabuto/Sasuke?

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 09:23 pm (UTC)
_acerbitas_

Wow, thank you! ^__^

Only if you feel a great disire to write more! ^__^

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 09:33 pm (UTC)
ero_kitsune: Rants

I just thought that I would let you know, part 1 of my Kunoichi SHOULD be up tonight. I am currently doing some extra research and also trying to prove and disprove theories :) If it's not up tonight, it will be up first thing tommorow the minute that I get home from work.

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 09:36 pm (UTC)
psyched_kagura: Re: Rants

That is great to hear, Ero Kitsune. While I currently need a well-needed rest as of now, I am still eagerly looking forward to reading the Kunoichi-request rant afterward.

*goes to review for NaruTen fic and comment at your journal*

Tue, Apr. 18th, 2006 10:03 pm (UTC)
ero_kitsune: Re: Rants

:) No rush, especially if you haven't slept since you started posting last night. Your health, especially mental, is more important then reviewing my stuff. Hopefully, I can finish at least part 1 for you tonight.

Fri, Apr. 21st, 2006 12:20 am (UTC)
electric_wolfie: pairing

naruto/kurenai

its such a rare pairing dont u think?

Fri, Apr. 21st, 2006 12:22 am (UTC)
psyched_kagura: Re: pairing

Naruto/Kurenai? Hm, I never considered that pairing before . . . well, I congratulate you for informing me of something I never considered before. :)

Oh, and definitely, this is a crack pairing that has almost never been written out save for a few exceptions.

Do you want me to write this pairing out?

Fri, Apr. 21st, 2006 12:24 am (UTC)
electric_wolfie: Re: pairing

YES DAMI-::cough::, I mean, yes please. That would be awesome!
::finds ground very interesting..::

Fri, Apr. 21st, 2006 02:41 am (UTC)
ero_kitsune: KOKORO!

Dearest Kagura,

I must inform you of a story that I think you will truly enjoy. It is entitled Kokoro by Natsume Soseki. I say this in light of the recent and longstanding dryspell of FF.net. I read this story as part of my final project in my Japanese Literature class last year and it was an absolutely stunning read, also I got an A on the report!

You can find it online for free or I can provide you with a link, should you wish to read this.

Sat, Apr. 22nd, 2006 12:11 am (UTC)
psyched_kagura: Re: KOKORO!

Indeed that story does sound quite impressive from what you have said. Do you still have the link? Could I see it if you still have the link? Kokoro sounds /very/ interesting to read now that you have recommended me of its ideal.